HQ porner is exactly what it sounds like - a site dedicated to high quality porn, aka HQPorn, often misspelled as "hdporner". And in that regard, it doesn't disappoint at all. I fucking love porn sites that don't bullshit, and this one is definitely one of them. From the moment you land on the homepage, you get instant access to the best scenes from the web's top production studios. I'm talking about Brazzers, Reality Kings, Penthouse, and Playboy, to name a few.
The site boasts that "you'll find over a hundred thousand different HD porn videos to suit anyone's taste at HQ Porner," and that's absolutely true. Okay, maybe not to anyone's taste.
I like my porn sites like I like my women: simple and easy to use
The site is well designed, easy to navigate, and convenient to use. Whether you don’t know what you’re looking for—you just know you’re kinky and want some HD videos—you’re looking for a specific chick to get fucked in a specific scene (or position), or you’ve seen ads for premium videos on your go-to site and you have some basic search terms, HQporner has you covered. Below the prominent search bar, there are some suggested phrases that other “porn makers” are searching for right now. When I visited their listed sites, they listed “gangbang masturbation gangbang,” “Jhenna Greey [a popular trans porn star],” and “big tits masturbation tattoo,” but every time I refreshed the page, the suggestions changed based on what was searched for. For people like me who visit an already kinky site without a specific game plan, these suggestions can be really helpful.
If you don’t want to browse based on keywords, another option HQ Porner offers is to search by studio. Just click on the tab with the appropriate label on the menu bar, and you’ll see a page with a list of popular production studios. Each studio has its own aesthetic, so this can be very handy if you know what type of scene or movie you’re looking for.
One thing I found a bit disappointing, though, is that they don’t list all the studios they offer content from. For example, they have tons of Brazzers content, but Brazzers doesn’t appear in their “Studios” section. What the fuck is going on here? It seems a bit lazy if you ask me.
Back to the site’s navigation and simple design, though, there’s a column on the left that follows you to every page, letting you access whatever content you want with minimal effort.
In this neat and columned section, you can click on the most viewed videos (this month or this week), you can try your luck with the “Random Porn” button (allowing you to randomly browse through all the content), you can filter the content to only show 1080p HD or 60 FPS videos (Frames per Second, not Faps per Second), and you can also conveniently filter by category, girl, or studio (all without leaving the page you’re on). The only thing that rivals the exceptional quality of the videos on hqporner is the super convenient functionality and high level of organization that the site offers.
Nobody's pushing grannies into a corner. Except maybe Hqporner...
Another organizational feature of hqporner that I haven't seen elsewhere is that they separate the "adult" content. I fucking love this. I've never wanted to watch a bunch of wrinkled old women getting fucked; always found it a bit of a letdown to sift through a bunch of pretty 21 year olds and suddenly there's a granny getting fucked hard in the ass. Now I think of the grandmothers, and inevitably, my own grandmother, bang, never got an erection again, just like that; session ruined. I'm glad to see that others have anticipated this frustration and taken steps to separate the videos by age!
On the contrary, if you're put off by seeing young hotties over 18, and you just want MILFs, you can easily switch to "all MILF" mode with a click of a button at the bottom of the site. This mode might come in handy if you're older yourself and aren't too keen on fucking girls who are a third of your age. Or maybe you're just a dirty GILF hunter. Either way, the option is there and easily accessible.
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What's the best part about hqporner.com? They only offer free HD content. I'm not talking about paid content from a pay site, like Pornhub or Redtube have seven-minute excerpts from paid scenes. Hqporner offers full scene samples with absolutely no loss in video or audio quality. Small price to pay...
There are only a couple of downsides to hqporner: 1.) The ad problem is age-old, and 2.) It would be nice to be able to watch more related videos without having to jump to a new page. Regarding ads, I admit I've seen worse ones, both in terms of density, intrusiveness, and vulgar content, but they still annoy me and keep me from paying attention. To Hqporner's credit, though, the ads are minimal and most likely won't give you an erection. I'd like to see Hqporner incorporate some tube site design elements. It would be nice to be able to scroll through more than three related videos when you get bored of the one you're watching - kind of like Pornhub's "load more" feature. I don't like switching tabs or doing too much mouse work while watching. In fact, I think most porn sites would benefit from this lesson: don't let lazy coding interrupt my masturbation session!
That being said, I think these two complaints are relatively small prices to pay for a bottomless sampling of premium HD content. Especially considering that a subscription to one of the many sites that Hqporner offers content on will cost at least $10 a month. I guess in this case, I can turn a blind eye to my usual creepy hatred of ads.
In Defense of Paying to Watch Porn
It's not that there aren't benefits to subscribing to some premium paid content (besides no ads) - just the fact that you'll get content that's not accessible elsewhere on the web, as well as brand new scenes featuring your favorite sluts to watch as soon as they're released each week. With that in mind, I recommend using Hqporner as a means to an end. Try out all the studios, get familiar with their work, and then decide which ones you like best. Once you've settled on a few, go for the subscription. Don't be a cheapskate; porn doesn't make itself.