I've visited beeg.com a few times over the years in my quest for great porn. But then it dawned on me that I might have been pronouncing "beeg" wrong the whole time. I'd been pronouncing "beeg" as a longer version of "big," as in "Damn, she has some big beeg tits." But according to Urban Dictionary, the word "beeg" is short for a BJ, as in "I was minding my own business when this hot blonde chick walked up to me, unzipped me, and gave me a beeg on the bus!"
I'm not sure exactly how beeg.com is meant to be pronounced, but it sounds pretty good regardless. Whether it refers to the site being an archive of porn videos or getting a beeg from the man of your dreams, one thing is for sure: you'll never run out of content to fuck off on Beeg.com.
That becomes clear the moment you land on the Beeg homepage. This is a serious site that gives you a ton of porn right off the bat. This site is designed specifically to cut through the bullshit. There are no giant, confusing banners, category divisions, or distractions. There's tons of porn right off the bat. From the moment you hit the first page, hundreds of medium-sized thumbnails are right in front of you. This trend continues for 56 pages.
Artistic Website Design
This is a prime example of minimalist web design. With a white background and seemingly endless porn video thumbnails stacked on top of each other, it's almost like a porn skyscraper that you have to scroll from top to bottom on every page. At the top of this video tower, you have a very basic (but effective) navigation bar, but it's so slim that it stays out of the way and you'd barely notice it's there if you weren't using it. Here you'll see Beeg's tiny abstract logo, which acts as a "home" button (just a narrow black rectangle, a space, and a black square...almost like Beeg with a dot next to it, representing beeg.com, but it's been removed), and below that is a sparse menu bar that offers "Tags," "People," "Channels," and "Cams" buttons.
To the right of the menu bar, you can search for any keyword or porn star you can think of. Then, from there, it's just free porn. It's really beautiful. Beeg.com is so well designed that I was already hooked before I even started looking at porn!
Clicking on "Tags" takes you to a massive, alphabetical list of all the tags used on beeg.com. I have to say, I'm often disappointed by tag lists (they never seem to be enough for me), but this one is really impressive. Beeg's content can be filtered by just about any tag imaginable, from "alien" to "yacht." Also, another great feature is that once you select a tag, you're not taken to a whole new corner of the site. Instead, the tag page simply reloads, allowing you to quickly switch to a new tag, and the tagged videos now appear under the list.
The "People" section of the site doesn't seem to work quite as seamlessly, however. Sure, clicking on "People" gives you access to their entire database of porn stars, but it would be perfect if clicking on one of them did the same thing as the "Tags" page - just refresh the page and below you'll be the filtered videos. This seems like a missed opportunity, especially since the model's personal page doesn't include a bio or stats or anything like that, just her name and her videos. Oh well, that's definitely not the biggest disappointment. I certainly won't lose any sleep over this.
Navigating to the Channels section of Beeg filters their porn hodgepodge into studio-specific collections of videos. Want to find only videos made by Ass Parade or Big Tits at Work? No problem. Scroll through their astounding list of production companies and click through to pages dedicated to specific studios. I always think this is a great way to preview and try out premium sites before deciding which ones to actually subscribe to. Beeg makes it easier than ever to test before you buy.
Quantity? Quality? Both
Unlike many similar tube sites these days, Beeg.com doesn't make you choose between quality and quantity either. As I mentioned before, the sheer amount of porn on Beeg is impressive; but equally impressive is the top-notch quality of each and every one of those videos. If you're looking for tons of homemade cell phone camera shaky-quality videos of average-looking chicks getting fucked doggy style for a minute and a half, then Beeg isn't for you. On the other hand, if you're looking for tons of professional-grade, HD videos of some of the hottest chicks in the world getting fucked properly, then you've come to the right place.
Not only are the videos themselves of excellent quality (both in terms of clarity and production), but the thumbnails and media player on Beeg are equally great. Hover your mouse over any of the thumbnails in the tower of porn in front of you to see a preview of the video, with the actual quick clip playing; no more of those screenshot slideshows and the like. Click on a video that looks like it might suit your mood, and enjoy a nice, clear video without losing your place in the porn tower.
Hassle-free jerk-off
Again, this is an example of how Beeg prioritizes convenience and ease of use. Instead of taking you to a whole new page when you click on a thumbnail, Beeg loads the video for the page you’re currently on. While the video is playing, continue browsing from where you left off and barely miss a beat. It’s just awesome. To the right of the media player, you’ll find some handy information about the video. Enjoy reading a quick summary of the scene, finding out which studio it’s from (with an easy click to that studio’s channel page if you like), or choosing from a list of related tags if you want to explore similar videos.
On the player itself, you have one of the most convenient video scrubbing bars I’ve ever seen. Hover your mouse over the scroll bar of a video and a super-large preview will appear showing you what’s coming up next. The best part is that this is how you jump around in the scene – instead of trying to click on some tiny dot on the little bar at the bottom of the video, you click on the preview thumbnail based on where your mouse is in the video. Features like this make life so much easier, and I was surprised that this is the first time I’ve seen a media player designed this way. More sites should consider following suit.
The more I learn about Beeg, the more I like it. Not only do they have a fully functional mobile site, but it's probably one of the best mobile porn experiences I've ever encountered. Similar to their normal website design, you can still scroll endlessly down through a ton of porn. The only difference is that on a computer, there are five thumbnails per row. On your smartphone, each row consists of a single oversized thumbnail. I strongly encourage the folks at Beeg to develop an app - I think their format is perfect for it.