Sexy Porn, aka YourPorn.sexy (not youporn.sexy), is a pretty fitting name for this page, right? You really need to let people know that you have the hottest movies on your site with this domain, right? No problem. I love the boldness of whoever came up with this page name. However, it raises a question. Are the movies here really that great? Well, there’s only one way to find out, so, we’ll head over to Your Porn Sexy and see what kind of content is hiding inside!
First Impressions
So, as soon as you open the page, you’ll notice that Sxyprn has a pretty good design. I mean, it’s not as simple as I’d like it to be, but it still gets the job done – a black background with thumbnails and the name of the title tab. There aren’t a lot of colors here. All you see on the page is black, white, and orange. For some reason, this also applies to the movies on SexyPorn (YourPorn). Well, there are no “orange” people in porn, unless Donny Trump bought Brazzers and decided to show his dick one night without me noticing. However, ThePornDude would never miss something like this. I mean, this kind of thing would literally break the internet. But yeah, what you see on the homepage are basically "regular" white on white videos, videos of white guys fucking black girls, and videos of black guys fucking white girls over 18. I guess that's what the guys at SexyPorn (YourPorn) are into. In fact, that's exactly what they're into. These videos are located in a section of the homepage called the Porn Wall.
The Porn Wall, or what we'll call Your Porn's Great Wall from now on (because that's obviously a cooler name), is crammed with the 24 most popular videos from the entire site over the past few hours. Keep scrolling down and you'll see that this section takes up the entire homepage. However, there are a few more sections below this one, but they take up a little bit of space so they're barely noticeable.
Underdogs
First, you have the Top PornStars Subs section, which shows you the most popular pornstars on the site. As expected, Lana Rhoades is at the top, followed by Mia Malkova. You'll see a lot of different well-known pornstars ranked after these two, but we really don't need to mention them. Below that section, there are Top SubCat Subs, and here you'll see what kind of sites people at Sxyprn.com (YourPorn.sexy) like to watch. So, no categories?
While there are technically no categories on this site, they technically still exist. However, actual categories aren't used here; instead, a "tag" system is used. These tags are basically tags for any other porn site on the internet. So, you can see that there are 25,000 videos tagged with "Anal," while there are 27,000 videos for the "Big Tits" tag. You should know that there are 32 categories here, and for some reason, some of them aren't even real categories. I mean, okay, not exactly, but for some reason, the footjob videos take up two tags, which is weird. Do people really like feet so much that they need two tags to feature them? Well, two feet would require two tags, I guess. So, by that logic, shouldn't the Big Tits category have two tags?
The player
Okay, the great thing about the player is that it doesn't take too long to load videos, and it plays those videos in HD. However, the problem quickly becomes apparent when you try to play a video, because you'll most likely be hit with ads when you try to play the video. It's rarely a single ad. Instead, it's multiple ads crowding the screen and annoying you to no end, and honestly, that's terrible. It puts a strain on your RAM, it screws with your lovely brain, and sometimes it's just not worth it. Some important information about the porn movie you're about to watch is listed right below the named player, and that information includes how old the video is, how many views it has, and of course, you can check out the rating.
Also, you might want to download some of these movies, and obviously since it's free, you'll download some of them. I should have mentioned this option earlier in this article because it's awesome. I mean, listen. It's free, it's full licensed porn, it's HD, it's from a studio that's charging you a pretty penny to watch 10 minutes of porn. That's a great thing from a lot of perspectives.
You have to admit it! I also want to say that the ads annoy the hell out of me, and there are a few types of ads here. There are so many ads that I really wanted to write an entire paragraph just to describe them.
You guessed it, ads
I'm not kidding! Because these ads piss me off so much that I'm going to dedicate a few lines to these little assholes because they deserve it, I swear to God. You'll see that as soon as you enter SexyPorn (YourPorn), they start popping up on the homepage. And these ads aren't just sleazy ads. These assholes move around and have a little x in the top right corner, and if you click on the wrong post, the ad not only opens up, like the other three ads, but it stays in the same spot and won't go away. Even if you manage to click the x button, they still open up as little ads that only go away if you clickbomb the x button. I would ignore these assholes, but you can't because they hover over the thumbnails. Did I mention that when you hover over the thumbnail with your cursor, a little preview starts playing? I guess that's pretty neat.
The rest of SexyPorn (YourPorn)
So far, we've only talked about the homepage and pretty much nothing else. However, this is where everything changes. We mentioned the other sections of SexyPorn (YourPorn) (often misspelled as "YourPornSexy", "YouPorn Sexy", "You Porn Sexy", "yourporn/sexy", and "yourporn.com"), which are far less interesting than the main page and you will most likely not use them at all. So, first, we have a header tab called "live", and if you click on this tab, you will get live porn. Not camgirls or anything like that, usually audition videos and the like. The porn pics section speaks for itself. Some of us like videos, some of us like pics of naked chicks (and guys). So, those of you who prefer pics over videos should head to this section. Now, one section of this site that caught my attention was the "torrents" section. Of course, you're wondering what's so special about this section? Well, any video you see there can be downloaded.
A true porn paradise
This site is just like DaftSex, filled with tons of great free videos that are between 5 and 40 minutes long. There's even storyline porn! Instead of boring, pointless bangers, there's plenty of girly content here. You want to see a girl cum after being licked by a guy for 20 minutes? They got you covered, girl!